When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
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bunuh diri aja kalo gitu...hehehe
ReplyDeletebunuh diri aja kalo gitu...hehehe
ReplyDeletememang serba salah jadi karyawan ya? makanya, jadi boss aja.....
ReplyDeleteaku kerja sendiri pun ttp punya boss. Lha yang bayar jasaku apa bukan boss ku?
Lha nek mung pengin jadi Boss, gampang.
ReplyDeleteLumrahe bayar parkir pinggir dalan rong ewu.
Kon bayar limang ewu. Mugi mugi juru
parkir ngucap "Tengkyu Boss."